Mr. Gary Lee

So i’m surfing around on a hot as hell day in Southern California and I come across this featured article on LATimes.com - “Anne Hathaway vs. Jessica Alba” - and the first thought that comes to my head is “Damn! Jessica’s looking good!” . . . then my second thought is “Damn! Anne must be pissed cuz this is such an unfair competition!” . . . . then the third thought is “I’d hate to be Anne’s boyfriend right now!” because the dreaded “What do you think?” question is coming FOR SURE!

This is the Dark Angel vs. the Princess Diary!

Maxim’s Sexiest Woman Alive vs. World’s Biggest Smile!

Don’t get me wrong though! I think Anne Hathaway is a total hottie. Starting from Devil Wears Prada (Yes, I saw it . . . so what?) to the 150 “Get Smart” commercials and billboards i see every day, she’s really racing up MrGaryLee’s list of “Hot Girls who I actually think have a brain, too” list.

You can even look at the picture the Times decided to use. Anne looks like she got off a helicopter and Jessica looks like . . well . . Jessica friggin Alba! I know the Times is trying to increase their page views per visitor count, but damn, at least pick a better match up. Let me offer some suggestions:

Halle vs. Jada

Eva vs. J.Lo

Hu vs. Q

I could do this all day. Anyone want to help?

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