American Gladiators are Back, but not LACE!
As soon as the American Gladiator theme song started playing, I remembered getting together in the family room with my cousin, sister and the rest of the family to watch the Gladiators mix it up! Cheering for Nitro, Diamond, Zap, Turbo and my all time favorite – Lace – was one of my favorite childhood memories and dreams of competing are still a dream! haha . . . oh, I can’t forget Malibu . . hahah! man . . and people wonder why I’ve turned out this way!
So now, NBC has brought back American Gladiators and instead of the hokey hosts Larry Csonka, Mike Adamle, and Joe Theisman, we got hosting rookies Hulk Hogan and Laila Ali. I’m watching the premier episode as I type this blog, so don’t expect this post to be as eloquent as my other posts
. The format seems to be pretty much the same, but to be honest with you, I thought NBC would make it into a reality show with the competitors in one house and the gladiators in another house! Speaking of the Gladiators, I was curious to see who would be the new Gladiator Hottie, replacing my all-time favorite Gladiator – Lace! Here’s a list of the new female Gladiators . . . which one are you gonna pick as the Gladiator Hottie?
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Crush – Definitely a hottie. From what I’ve seen, not really big on personality, but I’m sure she’s just a little shy right now. Doesn’t she remind you of the start of Bionic Woman? |
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Fury – At least she’s keeping it old skool with the 80′s scrunchee and hair! |
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Helga – Is it me or shouldn’t she have a sweedish accent? She dresses the part, so she might as well play the part! I think she’s going to be a Pop Icon for 2008. Someone’s gotta replace Psycho Spears, right? |
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Siren – Probably comes in second for the Gladiator Hottie. I didn’t really get to see her much, but based on this picture. Nice! |
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Venom – OK, this might sound mean and if by some chance in hell she reads this blog and sees me on the streets in LA, I’m sorry. But she looks like a porn star. |
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Stealth – She looks like what Jada Pinkett Smith would look like if she took steroids. |
Final Thoughts – These are not in order, just overall impressions after watching the show.
- That Eliminator is whack. What happened to the arm bike thing? What’s this swimming under fire thing? And WHO THE HELL thought it was cool to put the rope on the Travelator to help them make it up?
- I think it would be so cool to have Celebrity Gladiators. Imagine Brian Urlacher of the Chicago Bears or Terrell Owens and his personality or Shaquille O’Neal aka The Big Gladiator!
- New York Fire Fighters should learn how to swim!
- These Gladiators aren’t as nice as the 80′s version! You can tell how much trash talking and public humiliation has permeated into society, replacing good sportsmanship and friendly competition.
- How is Assault not a every episode staple?
- Someone is going to make their own version of American Gladiators on YouTube and get a lot of hits! Remember those backyard wrestling videos of kids jumping off roofs to powerslam their friends. This IS the next Phenomenon.
- Again, the rope on the travelator is so pure cheating!
I can’t wait to go watch a episode in person. The studio is just down the street, so I hope my friend can get us tickets!
Anyone catch the first two episodes of American Gladiators? What are your thoughts?







So far, I’ve received my certifications for both the Google Adwords Program and the Yahoo Ambassador program. The Google Adwords Program test consisted of 117 questions, which 75% of them need to be answered correctly within 1.5 hours. Trust me when I say that you should really study for this test as I spent a lot of time at their lessons section reading every little detail of their adwords program to make sure I would pass the test. At a cost of $50 a test, you don’t want to take it too many times! On the other end of the spectrum, we have the Yahoo Search Marketing Ambassador program, which is similar to the GAP test, but is only 80 questions, which you have to answer 80% of them correctly to pass. Let’s just say the test is more of a proproganda campaign for Yahoo as there were questions that dealt directly about Yahoo’s search features (i.e. 6.2 Billion Searches in March 2006). If they were self-promoting themselves, the test was more like a joke, with such questions as this:
Remember when Amazon.com was the internet darling everyone was drooling over? When actual profits mattered instead of projected profits and when there were experienced business people setting up these businesses instead of the 19 year olds setting up community sites.



Looks like Sam Sethi is having a 
This weekend I celebrated my 30th birthday and amazingly, I didn’t crumble into fetal position and become depressed about my life. Instead, I looked forward to my birthday with friends and family and celebrated the successes and accomplishments in my life rather than complaining about what I don’t have. This was suppose to be more of a post reflecting on my life, but that gets too boring, so I’m just going to write about things I would tell an “under-30″ about reach the point of “after-30.” I’d like to call it:



Jon Lee 5.43 am on 07.01.2008 Permalink
Yeah these new gladiators aren’t doing it for me… bring back Ice, Diamond and Storm! Even if they are 40-50 haha.
Do they still have the tennis ball shooting gun, that one was probably my favorite event.
Gary Lee 9.36 am on 07.01.2008 Permalink
they are old, but at least they would have personality . . . these new gladiators are a little shy i think
CC 11.23 am on 07.01.2008 Permalink
I think that an episode with the old, post-roid gladiators competing with each other would be unbelievable.
“And Lace running down the . . . OOOOOH! The medicine ball found her face!”
CC 11.24 am on 07.01.2008 Permalink
And Wolf is ridiclously annoying.
The Kid 5.24 pm on 07.01.2008 Permalink
DUDE i can’t wait for this, the other show that looks pretty good this year is the sarah conners chronicles!
Nice post =)
Frank 6.18 pm on 09.01.2008 Permalink
I really liked the show on monday. It reminded me good the old days. I will continue to watch it until I get bored…
Saman Sadeghi 10.31 am on 10.01.2008 Permalink
I can’t tell you how excited I am for this show!!!!
Where are the links to high res. images
Gary Lee 11.53 am on 10.01.2008 Permalink
YES . . bring back the old gladiators to compete as contestants! GENIUS!
Gary Lee 11.54 am on 10.01.2008 Permalink
hahha . . . no clue, but if you find them . let me know . . or maybe when i hit the show up, i’ll take some for you!
Rock 1.02 pm on 10.01.2008 Permalink
Not sure what you meant by “what happened to the arm bike thing?” because it was definitely a part of the eliminator. Did you mean something else?
Max 2.05 am on 24.01.2008 Permalink
Show is awesome so far! They’re actually holding tryouts for season 2 in LA this weekend. Anyone wanna go with me? haha.